Saturday, October 4, 2014

The Long-Ass Flight Journey

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(Do you see what I did there in the title?)
My flight itinerary looked something like this:



A total of 18 hours and 5 minutes of travel time (plus 3 hours and 30 minutes of lay-over). For someone who had never  traveled on an international flight before, the whole flight journey was worse than sitting in the mid-school history class twenty times over (at least you get to wiggle around plus bonus points if the teacher is hot).
And this:


It was as if we were racing time (and thus, the Sun <straight face>). It’s not even funny, when one pesky passenger opens the window pane and everyone is blinded. Like literally.



My miseries didn’t just end there. As hard as I would try, I would just not able to find a good position to sleep. My ass hurt all the time and I would take frequent pee breaks to just calm myself down. I drank more juice than water and somehow ate the odd-timed seemingly-tasty-but-definitely-not-healthy flight food.


The in-flight system was exceedingly overrated. I was tired of the unresponsive low-res screen in less than an hour and would only fire it up to know how far we are into our path (it did have a pretty cool visual insight). Plus the remote they provided was strangely difficult to handle, especially with the old trackball and odd placement of arrow buttons. Movies looked pathetic (if you could actually successfully load up the movie you wanted to see) on the small screen and the subtitles usually covered half of it. I tried listening to music, but it would frequently be interrupted by the pilot giving us information we didn’t care about in an accent we didn’t understand at a volume that was barely audible.



When we reached Chicago, I was heavily sleep deprived, had an upset tummy, was uneasily claustrophobic and had no clue where my specs, socks, laptop sleeve, shoes, earphones, flight ticket and phone charger lied. Getting out of the plane felt like:


We quickly switched on our phones to make that frantic skype call to our parents, check our mail and whatsapp, but the airport Wifi was such a fail. (even after it made us go through all the steps to log in)



What followed was a painful hour-long wait in the immigration line and a mess-up of sorts with the luggage – things too saddening to elaborate. We managed to stuff ourselves inside the university bus and then travelled for another 2 hours towards Urbana-Champaign. It was the first time I was sleeping in over 30 hours and thus, barely have anything to talk about. 

First 50 days in a nutshell (or maybe not)

So okay, I know how some (if not all) of you lost all hope in me. There could have been four possible scenarios (or at least 4 scenarios you would have figured if you put any thought to it) for the long overdue post:
  1. I forgot about the blog and decided there are better things to use my time in.
  2. I was silently observing and planning on writing one BIG chunk of an essay.
  3. The first one month (and a half, alright) was a tad too overwhelming and I was mostly sitting in a corner, creeping the crap out of others.
  4. I didn’t get any time to sleep, eat or bathe, let alone write a post about it.

Turns out, it was a mix of all 4 of them. A concoction so depressingly intense, that I must have thought about giving up altogether at least 4,197 times. But things aren’t that forlorn, and are definitely getting better.  My friend count just did a count++ (a miserable computer science joke). My grades are on the better side of the curve and I’m finally sleeping for more than 5 hours.


Writing posts can be terribly tedious (especially one with silly illustrations scattered around) and every time I would sit with it, I would face the inevitable heat of procrastination. It was only this weekend, that I finally found some time outside of a world beset with homeworks, quizes and deadlines.



So, to make navigability easier (and do a postcount++), I have decided to post short sections of the whole experience over the course of two days. Here’s a tentative index of the sections and I’ll update the list as I post. Here you go:
  1. The Long-ass Flight Journey
  2. The Very First day – Big and Bigger
  3. The Very Second day - Counting Dollars
  4. The University and its Big-ass campus
  5. The Socially Awkward
  6. The Big City - Chicago
  7. The Coursework and other Miseries (including the Career Fairs)
  8. Wrapping up – Looking forward

So go ahead, click on the link you find most interesting (or maybe, just maybe READ IN ORDER).
And if you find anything freakishly similar (or anything even remotely interesting), make sure you comment/share/send-me-free-stuff.
We could be friends, you know.